Hey, Janet
Yes, Brad?
I've got something to say
Uh huh?
I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Oh...oh, Brad
The river was deep but I swam it - Janet
The future is ours, so let's plan it - Janet
So please don't tell me to can it - Janet
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it - Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it - Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it - Janet
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had - Oh, Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad - Oh, Brad
That you met Mom and you know Dad - Oh, Brad
I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
Oh, dammit
I'm mad
Oh, Janet
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
And that's go see the man who began it - Janet
When we met in his science exam-it - Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic - Janet
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
Oh Brad, I'm mad
Dammit, Janet
I love you
Yes, Brad?
I've got something to say
Uh huh?
I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Oh...oh, Brad
The river was deep but I swam it - Janet
The future is ours, so let's plan it - Janet
So please don't tell me to can it - Janet
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it - Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it - Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it - Janet
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had - Oh, Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad - Oh, Brad
That you met Mom and you know Dad - Oh, Brad
I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
Oh, dammit
I'm mad
Oh, Janet
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
And that's go see the man who began it - Janet
When we met in his science exam-it - Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic - Janet
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
Oh Brad, I'm mad
Dammit, Janet
I love you