so i'm an internet tough guy
and you're an internet chick
i can play it cool online
and make my rad attitude stick
but let me let you in on a secret
you gotta promise not to tell
i'm just trying to keep myself busy
because deep down i miss you like hell
if i could taste through pixels you bet your a** i would
if i could feel through fiber-optics life would be so good
if i could use my wi-fi connection like a bridge
i'd be there in a snap to be the one that cures your itch
and you're an internet chick
i can play it cool online
and make my rad attitude stick
but let me let you in on a secret
you gotta promise not to tell
i'm just trying to keep myself busy
because deep down i miss you like hell
if i could taste through pixels you bet your a** i would
if i could feel through fiber-optics life would be so good
if i could use my wi-fi connection like a bridge
i'd be there in a snap to be the one that cures your itch