Bathroom mirror's upside down
Ceiling has a crack,
Tap washer needs replacing,
Toothpaste's lost its cap,
Deodorant spray is empty,
Bath has lost its plug--
I've tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Bathroom mirror's fallen down,
Ceiling's on the floor,
Water's round my ankles,
running past the door,
Deodorants pray forgiveness,
Conditioned as I am--
I've tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Ceiling has a crack,
Tap washer needs replacing,
Toothpaste's lost its cap,
Deodorant spray is empty,
Bath has lost its plug--
I've tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Bathroom mirror's fallen down,
Ceiling's on the floor,
Water's round my ankles,
running past the door,
Deodorants pray forgiveness,
Conditioned as I am--
I've tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!