Hey man, don't f*** with me
You know i've got all the records and all the Cds
You know i've seen that band sixty-nine times
i memorized the riffs and you know i can recite every line
You did a stage dive in the pit,
you got the bass player to sign your s***
You don't have the sense enough to know,
don't wear the bands shirt to their own show
Superfan, you're the only one that gives a d***
If you were me, you would probably be the man
You know i've got all the records and all the Cds
You know i've seen that band sixty-nine times
i memorized the riffs and you know i can recite every line
You did a stage dive in the pit,
you got the bass player to sign your s***
You don't have the sense enough to know,
don't wear the bands shirt to their own show
Superfan, you're the only one that gives a d***
If you were me, you would probably be the man