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Halftime Lyrics

Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it?s been a hell of a game thus far, Wink.
Wink d***erson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind.
CJ: Hmmm. Wow!
WD: He?s like a nine-d***ed weasel.
CJ: You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta m********* U.
WD: Huh?
CJ: They said he majored in kickin? a**.
WD: Yeah! I heard he made the fiend?s list!
(Laughter)
CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don?t ?cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab.
WD: Ahhh!
CJ: Apparently, they?re gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named ?Killer? something or another or something.
WD: Jumpin? jehosephat! Where does the school find these a*******?
CJ: Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom!
(Laughter)
WD: Well, here they go kids! Let?s have a listen!
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