(Danny)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably be sittin' around like a f*****' idiot; high outta your f*****' mind and trippin' on the f*****' wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the f***? You high son of a f***! What the f***'s wrong with you? The tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face and rip your kidneys out, you c***! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, still in progress.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably be sittin' around like a f*****' idiot; high outta your f*****' mind and trippin' on the f*****' wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the f***? You high son of a f***! What the f***'s wrong with you? The tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face and rip your kidneys out, you c***! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, still in progress.