Reginasaurus Lyrics

If I was a dinosaur
I'd be a Reginasurus
And if I knew a million english words
I'd publish my own spektor's thesaurus
If I was born in the merry month of may
Then I would be a taurus
And if I had some extra time on my hands
Then I'd surely join a chorus
If I was a philosophy
I'd be registentionalism
And if people spoke using quotes of me
They'd say reginaisms
If I was a religion
Then my church would surely have a schism
There'd be regewish and registian and regislam and reguddist and regatheist
But they'd still be friends!
If I was a great big city
I'd be Reginapolis
No one would be sickly or achey
In my thriving metropolis
Unless of course they came down with bad case of reginitis
A heartache and a headache and a sunburn
And a little bit of acute gastritis
But if I was a dinosaur
I'd be a reginasaurus
If I was a dinosaur
I'd be a reginasurus
And if I knew a million english words
I'd have my own spektor's thesaurus
If I was born in the merry month of may
Then I would be a taurus
And if I had some extra time on my hands
Then I'd surely join a chorus