Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey Yo!
Ha ha I d*** near had to wreck a hoe
Yo I knocked on her do' "Who is it?"
Ha ha it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***** in The Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** all Uptown get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** out in Queens get smoked a lot
Yo yo yo
I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
I'm worldwide c****y, ? dog with chrome inkies
Chicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her d***ie
This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
If your lame a** can't feel it, then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid s*** when I be smokin
One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN
I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")
and it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", are - "Oh s***!")
Click over (R - "Whassup b****?".. "Oh, hi momma!")
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in
The b****** numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the m*********** but I forgot that I played!
Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I d*** near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***** up in Cali get smoked a lot
All them n***** in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** in Virginia get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** in Rhode Island get smoked a lot
Aiyyo-yo, yo
When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd
Battle MC's off the top, slaughterin a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it, it be peelin back my s***!
Aiyyo Cali n***** got Bomb -- that same Bomb
made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd up
I was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
Do y'all m************ feel high tonight?
Knowin y'all n***** shouldn't drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do'
So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smoke
Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' Milds
Smokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin Miles
I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in
I need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin a** in!
Yo yo YO!
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ah-hah, I d*** near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***** in The Bronx get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** up in Yonkers get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** in Chi-Town get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** in Detroit get smoked a lot
Lot, lot, lot, lot
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo.. m***********
Don't f*** around in The Bricks m***********
Rats'll whoop your a** over there m***********
n**** got so much Backyard Boogie over there
the seeds'll kill you m***********, yeah!
Chickenheads'll rob you over there m***********
Sucker a** m***********
Get the f*** on out of here
Yo light that s*** here!
(We gon' take you out, on W f*** All y'all radio)
Once upon a time up in Jersey Yo!
Ha ha I d*** near had to wreck a hoe
Yo I knocked on her do' "Who is it?"
Ha ha it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***** in The Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** all Uptown get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** out in Queens get smoked a lot
Yo yo yo
I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
I'm worldwide c****y, ? dog with chrome inkies
Chicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her d***ie
This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
If your lame a** can't feel it, then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid s*** when I be smokin
One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN
I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")
and it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", are - "Oh s***!")
Click over (R - "Whassup b****?".. "Oh, hi momma!")
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in
The b****** numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the m*********** but I forgot that I played!
Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I d*** near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***** up in Cali get smoked a lot
All them n***** in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** in Virginia get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** in Rhode Island get smoked a lot
Aiyyo-yo, yo
When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd
Battle MC's off the top, slaughterin a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it, it be peelin back my s***!
Aiyyo Cali n***** got Bomb -- that same Bomb
made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd up
I was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
Do y'all m************ feel high tonight?
Knowin y'all n***** shouldn't drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do'
So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smoke
Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' Milds
Smokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin Miles
I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in
I need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin a** in!
Yo yo YO!
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ah-hah, I d*** near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***** in The Bronx get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** up in Yonkers get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** in Chi-Town get smoked a lot
I heard them n***** in Detroit get smoked a lot
Lot, lot, lot, lot
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo.. m***********
Don't f*** around in The Bricks m***********
Rats'll whoop your a** over there m***********
n**** got so much Backyard Boogie over there
the seeds'll kill you m***********, yeah!
Chickenheads'll rob you over there m***********
Sucker a** m***********
Get the f*** on out of here
Yo light that s*** here!
(We gon' take you out, on W f*** All y'all radio)