I'd rather get dipped in s***,
I'd rather get hit by a truck than get with you,
I'd rather sleep on a set of s***-on sheets
I'd rather sleep in the middle of the street than sleep with you
I'd rather stick my c*** and b**** in a crocodile's mouth
I'd rather get caught jerking off at grandma's house
These are just a few of the things I'd rather do
Than spend another minute with you
I'd rather eat a big ol' bar of soap and choke
I'd rather s*** in the woods and wipe my a** with poison-oak
I can think of a thousand s***** things I'd rather do
I'd rather be in hell than be with you
I'd rather get hit by a truck than get with you,
I'd rather sleep on a set of s***-on sheets
I'd rather sleep in the middle of the street than sleep with you
I'd rather stick my c*** and b**** in a crocodile's mouth
I'd rather get caught jerking off at grandma's house
These are just a few of the things I'd rather do
Than spend another minute with you
I'd rather eat a big ol' bar of soap and choke
I'd rather s*** in the woods and wipe my a** with poison-oak
I can think of a thousand s***** things I'd rather do
I'd rather be in hell than be with you