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PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork Lyrics

PJ:
I'm so f******, f******, f******, hot!

Vincent:
I know you are, babe.
PJ:
No, it's quite hot in here.

Vincent:
Are you stupid?
Is the nature of a glass house.
Oh fabulous, here's Matthew + Bjork.

Bjork:
Hello.

Matthew:
Vincent, Polly - Good to see you.

Bjork:
I'm so excited!
I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before.
E-erotic, really.
Matthew has brought about in me
He's opened a lot of plebeian activities that I've not experienced before now.
I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily [ au fait? ]

Vincent:
Yea, Bjork, whatever.
I just wanna know when you two down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?

PJ:
Vincent! How rude!
Could I weigh any less?
I'm really quite shy of my weight,
but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up.
Eye make-up and lipstick and some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative
And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I--
Bjork:
Oh to throw up -- It means what?
Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
I want to know so many things
I've got a lot of many for designer clothes
I can just trudge through the desert getting my [ comp de garçon? ] skirt all dirty and dusty
It don't matter
If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.

Matthew:
I say, cappuccinos are fine with me on the downtime, but do you kids say to a picnic?
I've got the basket and the bent waiting
We could play some touch football, what do you say?

Vincent:
Hey, yea, Matthew, we're both hot former football players
I know Bjork can fight like a m***********, but Polly would snap like a twig at the smallest tackle
let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing
Polly?
Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall and Bjork's recording it
Bjork:
The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!

Matthew:
Isn't she [ an adorable / a darling ] thing?

Vincent:
When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's a**, and then I think--

Matthew:
How dare you, sir! That's my childwoman you're speaking of!

Vincent:
Matthew, I didn't say Bjork
I'm just thinking of any a**
Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own a**
Like my a** is--

PJ:
Vincent you are an a**!
You are an a**!

Matthew:
What about my a**?
It's hard from sports

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