Trouser Minnow Lyrics

I swear I didn't say anything,
he just followed me in there.
It was like, "...what the?"
and he just took my shirt up...
And we just... right, right there on the sink.
I was so drunk I was dizzy,
and she was in the kitchen
while we were downstairs f****** and she called me a b****, and
I tried to tell her it was nothing...

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
they take advantage of me.
I want all men to use me
for their only satisfaction.

I'm really drunk...
There's nobody over...
Why don't you come by?
You'll like it...
You wanna stay up with me?
We can... buy a pizza.
I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
they just wanna bust a nut.
I hate it when they're on top and
they all have little d***s. I
think I'll get out of town wh-...
where a girl can find some peace of-...
Maybe move to another country wh-...
where men aren't all so s**ist.
Maybe if I hide in the closet...
maybe with a bottle of wine...
I'll crack you on the noggin' -
we'll have a real wild time!
Remember what it used to be like when-...
when all we did was eat and f***?
I let you shave my p****;
you let me, paint your d***.
You were always late for work...
you said it didn't matter.
Then after a while,...
I guess it-... I guess it did start to matter.

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
they take advantage of me...
and they'd all wanna use me,
but they're all satisfied now.

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
they just wanna bust a nut.
I hate it when they use me;
they have such little d***s.