Once I was happy I had a good wife
I had enough money to last me for life
Then I met with a woman we went on a spree
She taught me to drink and smoke whiskey
[chorus]
Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild wome
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane
Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crasy they'll drive you insane
Cigarettes is a blot on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face
So gather 'round friends and listen dear brothers
There a fire on one end and a fool on the t'other
"You got any advise on the subject brother Daryl?"
"Yes indeed"
Now listen dear neighbors now listen dear friends.
These are the words that they'll write at your end
now these are the words they'll write at your grave
To women and whiskey here lies a poor slave
I had enough money to last me for life
Then I met with a woman we went on a spree
She taught me to drink and smoke whiskey
[chorus]
Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild wome
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane
Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crasy they'll drive you insane
Cigarettes is a blot on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face
So gather 'round friends and listen dear brothers
There a fire on one end and a fool on the t'other
"You got any advise on the subject brother Daryl?"
"Yes indeed"
Now listen dear neighbors now listen dear friends.
These are the words that they'll write at your end
now these are the words they'll write at your grave
To women and whiskey here lies a poor slave