Fake Plastic Trees Lyrics

Her green plastic watering can for
her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
What she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber bands
to get rid of itself,

It wears her out...it wears her out
It wears her out...it wears her out

She lives with a broken man,
A cracked polystyreneman
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

And it wears him out...it wears him out
It wears him out...It wears him...

She Looks like the real thing.
She tastes like the real thing,
My fake plastic love.
But I can't help the feeling.
I could blow through the ceiling.
If I just turn and run.

And it wears me out...It wears me out
It wears me out...It wears me out

If i could be who you wanted
If i could be who you wanted all the time...all the time