No, no, no...
I don't know why you bother
Nothing's ever good enough for you
By the way, I was there and it wasn't like that
You've come here just to start a fight
You had to p*** on our parade
You had to shred our big day
You had to ruin it for all concerned
In a drunken punch-up at a wedding
Hypocrite! Opportunist!
Don't infect me with your poison
A bully in a china shop
When I turn 'round you stay frozen to the spot
You had the pointless, snide remarks
Of hammerheaded sharks
The pot will call the kettle black
It's a drunken punch-up at a wedding, yeah!
Oh no no....
I don't know why you bother
Nothing's ever good enough for you
By the way, I was there and it wasn't like that
You've come here just to start a fight
You had to p*** on our parade
You had to shred our big day
You had to ruin it for all concerned
In a drunken punch-up at a wedding
Hypocrite! Opportunist!
Don't infect me with your poison
A bully in a china shop
When I turn 'round you stay frozen to the spot
You had the pointless, snide remarks
Of hammerheaded sharks
The pot will call the kettle black
It's a drunken punch-up at a wedding, yeah!
Oh no no....