[Intro]
Self-destruction, I'm headed for self-destruction
I'm self-hating, deprecating, I need help of something
[Verse 1]
I'm like c***, p****, s***, lick t***, lick d***
No, my vocabulary ain't improved one bit
I'm the lowest of the lowest life-forms
And I make it painfully obvious every time I write songs
I'm hated, got liberals begging for the death penalty
And conservatives wishing my mother aborted her pregnacy
I wish my father just put his d*** in my mother's mouth
And instead of getting pregnant she choked on me and spit me out
Kids wanna be me, why you wanna copy this loser?
All I do is spit bullshit immature potty humor
You doubting me and not listening when I'm talking
You can put my d*** in your mouth and rub my b**** on your chin
m*********** done, duck, sucker run,
Run Amok, buck, buck gun, Whoudini, hut, hut, one
All the other white rappers they can suck my d***
In fact all the black rappers they can suck my d***
In fact everybody out there you can suck my d***
Find me in the basement fighting pitbulls with Michael Vick
Now I can say f*****, s***, d***, rape, eat c***
Ain't no censorship issues here so let's be blunt
People never could stand me, I really don't care
Will I make some enemies with this record? Hell yeah
[Hook]
I'm a piece of s***, I'm a f****** fat f***
Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head
I'm a piece of s***, I'm a f****** fat f***
I'm a f****** fat f***
[Verse 2]
Oh yes, I'm a little bit old and a little bit bitter
I could have sold more and been a little bit bigger
They claimed that I am the next rapper to get slained
Come on, shoot me in my head, put a bullet in my fat brain
I got explosives, guns, knives, weapons of all types
Ninja stars, nunchucks, bats, pipes, looking for fights
(this is s***, can't you talk about something more positive
Like the environment or something important like politics?)
Yeah, sure - Bill O'Reilly he would hate my guts, so what?
Katie Couric she would hate my guts, so what?
Barbara Walters or Whoopi; which one's the dumber s***?
Keith Olbermann, b****, could get a knife in his gut
Obama nation, the Bushs, the Clintons or 80's Reaganomics
It don't matter, the government always be taking your profits
The republicans ain't s***, the democrats ain't s***
What would make you think that either side is ever gonna change s***?
Nancy Pelosi, that b**** crazy
Before Obama she was water-boarding terrorists and blowing d*** Cheney
Think they was looking for Bin Laden, that's a croc
They was looking for him like they looking for the murderers of Biggie and Pac
f*** this, I ain't talking politics no more
Instead I'll walk in your office and s*** on your floor
How my crazy a** look spitting political themes?
When I ain't even had beef with Bush 'til New Orleans
Hmm, strictly spitting that horribleness
Anybody that don't like it they can gargle my p***
Rugged Man need love
I'mma grab Obama with that three trillion dollar budget
And head to the strip club
I'm the last one they should ever let speak
I should save politics for Dead Prez and Immortal Technique
[Hook]
[Outro]
Self-destruction, I'm headed for self-destruction
I'm self-hating, deprecating, I need help of something
[Verse 1]
I'm like c***, p****, s***, lick t***, lick d***
No, my vocabulary ain't improved one bit
I'm the lowest of the lowest life-forms
And I make it painfully obvious every time I write songs
I'm hated, got liberals begging for the death penalty
And conservatives wishing my mother aborted her pregnacy
I wish my father just put his d*** in my mother's mouth
And instead of getting pregnant she choked on me and spit me out
Kids wanna be me, why you wanna copy this loser?
All I do is spit bullshit immature potty humor
You doubting me and not listening when I'm talking
You can put my d*** in your mouth and rub my b**** on your chin
m*********** done, duck, sucker run,
Run Amok, buck, buck gun, Whoudini, hut, hut, one
All the other white rappers they can suck my d***
In fact all the black rappers they can suck my d***
In fact everybody out there you can suck my d***
Find me in the basement fighting pitbulls with Michael Vick
Now I can say f*****, s***, d***, rape, eat c***
Ain't no censorship issues here so let's be blunt
People never could stand me, I really don't care
Will I make some enemies with this record? Hell yeah
[Hook]
I'm a piece of s***, I'm a f****** fat f***
Shoot me in my head, shoot me in my head
I'm a piece of s***, I'm a f****** fat f***
I'm a f****** fat f***
[Verse 2]
Oh yes, I'm a little bit old and a little bit bitter
I could have sold more and been a little bit bigger
They claimed that I am the next rapper to get slained
Come on, shoot me in my head, put a bullet in my fat brain
I got explosives, guns, knives, weapons of all types
Ninja stars, nunchucks, bats, pipes, looking for fights
(this is s***, can't you talk about something more positive
Like the environment or something important like politics?)
Yeah, sure - Bill O'Reilly he would hate my guts, so what?
Katie Couric she would hate my guts, so what?
Barbara Walters or Whoopi; which one's the dumber s***?
Keith Olbermann, b****, could get a knife in his gut
Obama nation, the Bushs, the Clintons or 80's Reaganomics
It don't matter, the government always be taking your profits
The republicans ain't s***, the democrats ain't s***
What would make you think that either side is ever gonna change s***?
Nancy Pelosi, that b**** crazy
Before Obama she was water-boarding terrorists and blowing d*** Cheney
Think they was looking for Bin Laden, that's a croc
They was looking for him like they looking for the murderers of Biggie and Pac
f*** this, I ain't talking politics no more
Instead I'll walk in your office and s*** on your floor
How my crazy a** look spitting political themes?
When I ain't even had beef with Bush 'til New Orleans
Hmm, strictly spitting that horribleness
Anybody that don't like it they can gargle my p***
Rugged Man need love
I'mma grab Obama with that three trillion dollar budget
And head to the strip club
I'm the last one they should ever let speak
I should save politics for Dead Prez and Immortal Technique
[Hook]
[Outro]