10,000 Friends on MySpace Lyrics

I've got 10,000 friends on MySpace
I obsessively add more
And they d*** well better rank me
In their Top 24
I've got 10,000 friends on MySpace
So I matter on the Net
I've got 10,000 friends on MySpace
But none in real life yet
My friends adore my profile
And my narcissistic blog
With excruciating details
Of my digestion and my dog
My friends all say I'm s**y
So thank God we've never met
I've got 10,000 friends on MySpace
But none in real life yet

Friend me! Friend me! Friend me, baby!
Add me! Add me! Click me please!
Never mind that most of these people
Are bands and fake celebrities
My 10,000 friends on MySpace
Give me kudos and send smiles
I pretend they're neurosurgeons
I'm afraid they're pedophiles
Don't say the world is out there waiting
'Cause I consider that a threat
I've got 10,000 friends on MySpace
But none in real life yet

Friend me! Friend me! Friend me, baby!
Boost my crippled vanity!
I rant and rave about the mainstream media
But ache for them to notice me
Friend me! Friend me! Friend me, baby!
Click me! Click me! Boost my views!
I'll sit here and keep Refreshing
It's my favorite form of self-abuse

My parents and my counselors
Say I need to quit this scene
For something less addictive
Like Methamphetamine
But my 10,000 friends on MySpace
Provide my only self-respect
I've got 10,000 friends on MySpace
But none in real life yet