I'm back
Like I never left
I'm here at your in-convenience
I'm back
Like I never left
I'm here at your in-convenience
(So Steve, Steve. Where did you grow up?
Upper Clapton, Hackney
(How old were you when you first started rapping?)
I was 18
(Who are your major influences?)
Are you serious?
Your Mum
I ain't answering anymore of your questions
You know what?
I have a question
Hmm
Whose idea was it to get in the charts
By rhyming over Hungarian dance mu-sic
And why would I make dance mu-sic
When I can't dance to it?
I'm the anecdote to that s***
Bringing back this rap s***
Soon as I'm done calling this bulimic-a-fat b****
I'll be saving the day and renegade with a dog
Playing fetch
Watching him chase a grenade (pow)
Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno
If I ever again get mistaken for a Cluedo
Character
I'm gonna have to unleash some amateur judo
I just took a s*** and now I can't find any loo roll
Two flows
For everyone that you got
Too hot
I do squat
Diddily
And do more than you do when you do lots
Do lots
Do women do for me what they do not do for you?
Maybe it's got something to do with my new watch
That's it!
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
I have a question
Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route?
When I'm a meanie
Born to instigate fumes
I'm the morning, midday and evening news
And I started a trend
Mike got his teeth fixed too
(Mike Skinner)
If you're wondering where I've been at
Kicked back with a six-pack
Of becks on a bench
Sunbathing in a hijab
Give me a Tic-Tac
I just had a pack of Nik Naks
Thanks
Now I'll turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe
Mish, mash, mosh-pit
Whenever I drop s***
It's hot s***
I just won a race with an ostrich
Obnoxious, preposterous, looney, a d*** nutter
If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my Grandmother (ah!)
I live life without an ounce of logic
I like my wrist so much
I spent a house deposit on it
Vomit and then I drink more wine
Then I broke a bowl
And hope the Hospital gives me morphine
How do you spend your time?
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience)
I don't have a question
Nope
When it comes to competition
I'm burying them
Better to bury them
Then have them getting lairy again
They want it with me like they want it with malaria
Like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry'd again
I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack
I wouldn't mind having a go on Caroline's-
Actually
I promise to never be so vulgar
To never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova
I swear
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
I think I've got it out of my system now
(You sure?)
I am once again ready to answer questions
(Good, cause there's so much I've been wanting to ask you)
About 8 inches
(What?)
Like I never left
I'm here at your in-convenience
I'm back
Like I never left
I'm here at your in-convenience
(So Steve, Steve. Where did you grow up?
Upper Clapton, Hackney
(How old were you when you first started rapping?)
I was 18
(Who are your major influences?)
Are you serious?
Your Mum
I ain't answering anymore of your questions
You know what?
I have a question
Hmm
Whose idea was it to get in the charts
By rhyming over Hungarian dance mu-sic
And why would I make dance mu-sic
When I can't dance to it?
I'm the anecdote to that s***
Bringing back this rap s***
Soon as I'm done calling this bulimic-a-fat b****
I'll be saving the day and renegade with a dog
Playing fetch
Watching him chase a grenade (pow)
Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno
If I ever again get mistaken for a Cluedo
Character
I'm gonna have to unleash some amateur judo
I just took a s*** and now I can't find any loo roll
Two flows
For everyone that you got
Too hot
I do squat
Diddily
And do more than you do when you do lots
Do lots
Do women do for me what they do not do for you?
Maybe it's got something to do with my new watch
That's it!
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
I have a question
Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route?
When I'm a meanie
Born to instigate fumes
I'm the morning, midday and evening news
And I started a trend
Mike got his teeth fixed too
(Mike Skinner)
If you're wondering where I've been at
Kicked back with a six-pack
Of becks on a bench
Sunbathing in a hijab
Give me a Tic-Tac
I just had a pack of Nik Naks
Thanks
Now I'll turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe
Mish, mash, mosh-pit
Whenever I drop s***
It's hot s***
I just won a race with an ostrich
Obnoxious, preposterous, looney, a d*** nutter
If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my Grandmother (ah!)
I live life without an ounce of logic
I like my wrist so much
I spent a house deposit on it
Vomit and then I drink more wine
Then I broke a bowl
And hope the Hospital gives me morphine
How do you spend your time?
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience)
I don't have a question
Nope
When it comes to competition
I'm burying them
Better to bury them
Then have them getting lairy again
They want it with me like they want it with malaria
Like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry'd again
I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack
I wouldn't mind having a go on Caroline's-
Actually
I promise to never be so vulgar
To never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova
I swear
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
(I'm back)
I'm back
(Like I never left)
Like I never left
(I'm here at your)
I'm here at your
(In-convenience)
In-convenience
I think I've got it out of my system now
(You sure?)
I am once again ready to answer questions
(Good, cause there's so much I've been wanting to ask you)
About 8 inches
(What?)