You can find me stiff! Like a samaurai on a lama ride
Down a water slide, getting sodomized
I'm a walaby, I'm the king of a colony
But the way I am whilin' out
You would think I just won the lottery
{Chorus}
Bling, gold chain, gleam
I am king of america
I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it
Change Topics
I would like that yellow bone girl in my office
With a little miniature giraffe and some chocolates
We can put a skyscraper where my garage is
Vator to the top, and give each other massages
I don't give a f*** about your opinion
I'm in a tub f****** with a couple ticklish women
And I'm a gampo!(gampo) i've been so since the begginin'
And if your thinkin' different I can take a nap in your children
Yeah/
Why you staring at me, like I'm from neptune
Drinking with my pet loon, in your dad's guest room
Every where I go, I get looks
Like you m************ never seen a crook
Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low(on the low!)
Tell em' if they curious they can all tag along on for the show(tell em this!)
Tell em'
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-oh
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-oh
I'm a gampo! I'm a fool!
Prof, your so rude and embarassing/
And they're so well behaved in comparison/
PBR Poppin', Everybody Watchin', Yeah we're in public/
Now we ain't stoppin/
{Chorus}
Uncle puff sit back and "hey s*****?"/
While I unlock a big fresh pair of t******/
King Gampo, fresh as a briz-ease/
Sick as a disease/best in the cities/
How my pinky ring got my shoes mad?/
Lookin down at them m************ like "Too bad!"/
Similar to why my jeans p***** off/
My whips so hard! got my d*** soft/
Candybreeze looking like a shellfish/
I do what the f*** I want! can't help it/
Every where I go, I get looks/
Like you m************ never seen a crook/
Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low/(on the low!)
Tell em' if they curious they can tag all along on for the show/(tell em this!)
Tell em'/
I'm a gampo! oh-oh-ohwee-oh/
I'm a gampo! oh-oh-ohwee-oh/
I'm a gampo! I'm a fool!
Get dumb like me, we gunna get our shots on/
I can knock your socks off/
We don't need to talk long/
Get dumb like me, you can ride the shotgun/
Drinking till we talk wrong/
Man I love this!/
{Chorus}
I'm drunk climbing trees, dancing in the club/
Buying alcohol for kids, man I'm getting love/
All the Gampos take over the public/
Welcome to america/
Down a water slide, getting sodomized
I'm a walaby, I'm the king of a colony
But the way I am whilin' out
You would think I just won the lottery
{Chorus}
Bling, gold chain, gleam
I am king of america
I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it
Change Topics
I would like that yellow bone girl in my office
With a little miniature giraffe and some chocolates
We can put a skyscraper where my garage is
Vator to the top, and give each other massages
I don't give a f*** about your opinion
I'm in a tub f****** with a couple ticklish women
And I'm a gampo!(gampo) i've been so since the begginin'
And if your thinkin' different I can take a nap in your children
Yeah/
Why you staring at me, like I'm from neptune
Drinking with my pet loon, in your dad's guest room
Every where I go, I get looks
Like you m************ never seen a crook
Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low(on the low!)
Tell em' if they curious they can all tag along on for the show(tell em this!)
Tell em'
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-oh
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-oh
I'm a gampo! I'm a fool!
Prof, your so rude and embarassing/
And they're so well behaved in comparison/
PBR Poppin', Everybody Watchin', Yeah we're in public/
Now we ain't stoppin/
{Chorus}
Uncle puff sit back and "hey s*****?"/
While I unlock a big fresh pair of t******/
King Gampo, fresh as a briz-ease/
Sick as a disease/best in the cities/
How my pinky ring got my shoes mad?/
Lookin down at them m************ like "Too bad!"/
Similar to why my jeans p***** off/
My whips so hard! got my d*** soft/
Candybreeze looking like a shellfish/
I do what the f*** I want! can't help it/
Every where I go, I get looks/
Like you m************ never seen a crook/
Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low/(on the low!)
Tell em' if they curious they can tag all along on for the show/(tell em this!)
Tell em'/
I'm a gampo! oh-oh-ohwee-oh/
I'm a gampo! oh-oh-ohwee-oh/
I'm a gampo! I'm a fool!
Get dumb like me, we gunna get our shots on/
I can knock your socks off/
We don't need to talk long/
Get dumb like me, you can ride the shotgun/
Drinking till we talk wrong/
Man I love this!/
{Chorus}
I'm drunk climbing trees, dancing in the club/
Buying alcohol for kids, man I'm getting love/
All the Gampos take over the public/
Welcome to america/