They Won't Let Ya' Lyrics

I was going to the pub THEY WON'T LET YA
I was going to the local restaurant
I went out to have a beer
I just went out, who f*****' cares
I ordered a beer, I ordered two
I ordered some more, I ordered for you
It's hard to stand, its hard to walk
It's hard to keep awake, it's hard to talk
I wanna go and shout in the street
I wanna kick and use my feet
I wanna take a c*** in the ladies room
On the nude beach I want to zoom
I was going to the pub
I was going to the fancy restaurant
I wanna f*** a f****** princess
I wanted this to be a beautiful ballad
(THE BAND WONT LET YA)