The Monsters Under the Bed Aren't Real but the Ghost in the Kitchen Is Lyrics

we couldn't see her but she was there
my dog would watch her, he'd sit and stare
i heard her footsteps when no one was home
i felt her presence when i was alone
she would get mad and slam the cupboards
she would get restless and stomp on the floor
and i don't know why, but maybe she likes us
'cause she doesn't get mad much anymore
and in bed at night, i'd hide under the sheets
she gave me goosebumps, and gave me the creeps