Don't you like what's on your plate?
It's not free
Shaking fists at this debate
Woe is me
Woe is thee
It's all for show
So please bake me cookies
The stage lights glow
and we stare like rookies
Take your cause and pass it around
Take one down and pass it around
I'm not fair and you're not sound
Pass it around now you're not sound
Take your turn in beating the horse
Take him down now, take him down
Gee I hope we're not off course
Take him down now, take him down
Don't you like what's on TV?
It's not free
We'll agree to disagree
Woe is me
Woe is thee
It's all for show
So please call this number
You'll never know
And you'll always wonder
It's not free
Shaking fists at this debate
Woe is me
Woe is thee
It's all for show
So please bake me cookies
The stage lights glow
and we stare like rookies
Take your cause and pass it around
Take one down and pass it around
I'm not fair and you're not sound
Pass it around now you're not sound
Take your turn in beating the horse
Take him down now, take him down
Gee I hope we're not off course
Take him down now, take him down
Don't you like what's on TV?
It's not free
We'll agree to disagree
Woe is me
Woe is thee
It's all for show
So please call this number
You'll never know
And you'll always wonder