Whole world is goin' downhill
Since my baby turned gay
Everything was fine until
She went the other way
I don't sleep like I know I should
I don't enjoy my livelihood
Nothin' don't taste as good
Since my baby turned gay
I gave my heart to her
And then my baby went away
She runned off with a carpenter
Name of Lucy Mae
My pride's shattered and my ego's shrunk
All I want to do is get sloppy drunk
I never, ever would have thunk
My baby'd turn gay
My centerfold done hit the road
Woe is me
It's a cruel world, 'cause I'm a fool for girls
And so is she
I'm never gonna be the same as yesterday
I don't know who to blame
Dang it anyway
I wash my own laundry now
Cook my own greasy chow
Sit alone and wonder how
Come my baby turned gay
Sit alone and wonder how
Come my baby turned gay
Since my baby turned gay
Everything was fine until
She went the other way
I don't sleep like I know I should
I don't enjoy my livelihood
Nothin' don't taste as good
Since my baby turned gay
I gave my heart to her
And then my baby went away
She runned off with a carpenter
Name of Lucy Mae
My pride's shattered and my ego's shrunk
All I want to do is get sloppy drunk
I never, ever would have thunk
My baby'd turn gay
My centerfold done hit the road
Woe is me
It's a cruel world, 'cause I'm a fool for girls
And so is she
I'm never gonna be the same as yesterday
I don't know who to blame
Dang it anyway
I wash my own laundry now
Cook my own greasy chow
Sit alone and wonder how
Come my baby turned gay
Sit alone and wonder how
Come my baby turned gay