Take the rose bush from my hair
A7 D
Shake loose all them little thorns
E
What's the sprinkler doin' on
A
So d*** early in the morn
A
Crawlin' home at 5AM
D
Lord the sidewalk sure is hard
E
I guess I drank too much again
A
Help me make it thru the yard
Bridge:
A7 D
I don't know what's right or left
A
I'm too drunk to even stand
B
Why the devil won't you help me
E
Please take your foot off of my hand
And put some coffee on the stove
We'll go try to find your car
I can't hack it all alone
Help me make it thru the yard
And get my lawyer on the phone
Help me make it thru the yard
A7 D
Shake loose all them little thorns
E
What's the sprinkler doin' on
A
So d*** early in the morn
A
Crawlin' home at 5AM
D
Lord the sidewalk sure is hard
E
I guess I drank too much again
A
Help me make it thru the yard
Bridge:
A7 D
I don't know what's right or left
A
I'm too drunk to even stand
B
Why the devil won't you help me
E
Please take your foot off of my hand
And put some coffee on the stove
We'll go try to find your car
I can't hack it all alone
Help me make it thru the yard
And get my lawyer on the phone
Help me make it thru the yard