Dear miss lonely hearts I had to write this letter
To tell you how I came to meet her
She was sweet but I dated her sister
That"s how I made my mistake And I can"t forget her
I felt depressed Till a friend of mine suggested
That I write to this address
So unless you can find a cure
For my loneliness It will persist, it will persist
Lonely boy Looking for another Lonely girl
To love one another Lonely hearts Turn to each other
Lonely souls Lonely souls
Dear lonely boy I doubt if my reply
Will bring much joy
It seems from your letter that you lied
Or strongly implied That you were satisfied
To take her sister by your side
I became distressed At your total lack of tactfulness
So at best All I can suggest Is that you resist
And you put an end To such thoughts of silliness
Lonely boy Looking for another Lonely girl
To love one another Lonely hearts Turn to each other
Lonely souls Lonely souls
Dear miss lonely hearts I"ve got problems
You"re the only one I know that can solve them
I love a girl but I"m dating her sister
And if I persist in my pursuit I will kiss her
Dear lonely girl
I doubt if this reply will bring much joy
But you must not trust this boy
You must not l*** this boy Resist
And do not kiss this boy
Lonely boy Looking for another Lonely girl
To love one another Lonely hearts Turn to each other
Lonely souls Lonely souls
Lonely boy I"m writing Lonely girl Looking for a lonely girl
Lonely hearts I"m lonely Lonely souls
I"ve got problems you can solve them Lonely girl
I"m writing to dear miss lonely hearts
For I"m a lonely soul Yours sincerely Lonely boy
Lonely girl Must be attractive Lonely hearts
Please send a photo Lonely souls One lonely boy
Is looking for another Lonely girl To love one another
Lonely hearts Answer me Answer my please Answer me
Lonely boy Looking for a female Lonely girl
Please send details
To tell you how I came to meet her
She was sweet but I dated her sister
That"s how I made my mistake And I can"t forget her
I felt depressed Till a friend of mine suggested
That I write to this address
So unless you can find a cure
For my loneliness It will persist, it will persist
Lonely boy Looking for another Lonely girl
To love one another Lonely hearts Turn to each other
Lonely souls Lonely souls
Dear lonely boy I doubt if my reply
Will bring much joy
It seems from your letter that you lied
Or strongly implied That you were satisfied
To take her sister by your side
I became distressed At your total lack of tactfulness
So at best All I can suggest Is that you resist
And you put an end To such thoughts of silliness
Lonely boy Looking for another Lonely girl
To love one another Lonely hearts Turn to each other
Lonely souls Lonely souls
Dear miss lonely hearts I"ve got problems
You"re the only one I know that can solve them
I love a girl but I"m dating her sister
And if I persist in my pursuit I will kiss her
Dear lonely girl
I doubt if this reply will bring much joy
But you must not trust this boy
You must not l*** this boy Resist
And do not kiss this boy
Lonely boy Looking for another Lonely girl
To love one another Lonely hearts Turn to each other
Lonely souls Lonely souls
Lonely boy I"m writing Lonely girl Looking for a lonely girl
Lonely hearts I"m lonely Lonely souls
I"ve got problems you can solve them Lonely girl
I"m writing to dear miss lonely hearts
For I"m a lonely soul Yours sincerely Lonely boy
Lonely girl Must be attractive Lonely hearts
Please send a photo Lonely souls One lonely boy
Is looking for another Lonely girl To love one another
Lonely hearts Answer me Answer my please Answer me
Lonely boy Looking for a female Lonely girl
Please send details