She'll bring you home to dinner
But leave you hungry at the table
You can never walk out
Even though you're good and able
But it won't last forever she's the flame and you're the candle
She'll tell you that it's cold outside
And take your only jacket
Her majesty's a mystery
Perry Mason couldn't crack it
She's got all the answers hell she even wrote the questions
She's just the ache with no heart
She'll make you wait all night
Then she'll pay you no mind
You know she's poison
But you take a shot
She's just the ache with no heart
She's literary turpentine
She's power to the people
She's personable hopelessness
She's registered deceitful
She's the cliffhanger ending when you're waiting on the sequel
She'll let you rub her lamp
But she won't let out the genie
You know exactly what I'm talking about
She don't believe in L-O-V-E
It ain't the way it's supposed to be you're the lock she's got the key
She's just the ache with no heart
She'll make you wait all night
Then she'll pay you no mind
You know she's poison
But you take a shot
She's just the ache with no heart
She's the drunk guy sitting next to you
On a never ending train ride
She's the last line of the poem
When you just can't get the rhyme right
You don't stand a chance she's got a gun and it's a fistfight
Shoulda gotten out before the start
She'll make you wait all night
Then she'll pay you no mind
You know she's poison
But you take a shot
She's just the ache with no heart
You know she's poison
But you take a shot
She's just the ache with no heart
But leave you hungry at the table
You can never walk out
Even though you're good and able
But it won't last forever she's the flame and you're the candle
She'll tell you that it's cold outside
And take your only jacket
Her majesty's a mystery
Perry Mason couldn't crack it
She's got all the answers hell she even wrote the questions
She's just the ache with no heart
She'll make you wait all night
Then she'll pay you no mind
You know she's poison
But you take a shot
She's just the ache with no heart
She's literary turpentine
She's power to the people
She's personable hopelessness
She's registered deceitful
She's the cliffhanger ending when you're waiting on the sequel
She'll let you rub her lamp
But she won't let out the genie
You know exactly what I'm talking about
She don't believe in L-O-V-E
It ain't the way it's supposed to be you're the lock she's got the key
She's just the ache with no heart
She'll make you wait all night
Then she'll pay you no mind
You know she's poison
But you take a shot
She's just the ache with no heart
She's the drunk guy sitting next to you
On a never ending train ride
She's the last line of the poem
When you just can't get the rhyme right
You don't stand a chance she's got a gun and it's a fistfight
Shoulda gotten out before the start
She'll make you wait all night
Then she'll pay you no mind
You know she's poison
But you take a shot
She's just the ache with no heart
You know she's poison
But you take a shot
She's just the ache with no heart