Mars Needs Women Lyrics

"hey s***e cowboy, something strange here
We just got a message on the osculator
It's from outer s***e (What does it read?)
It reads "Mars needs women!" (What?)"
(Mars needs women) Oh, no
(Mars needs women) Oh, no!
Mars fell into a terrible fate
When thy found they could not repopulate
So Martians came to Earth one day
Tried to take all the girls away

I can't believe it! (What?)
I can't believe it! (What?)
I can't believe it! (What?)
I can't believe it! (What?)

(Mars needs women) Oh, no
(Mars needs women) Oh, no!
All the leaders from every land
Got together for a master plan
All on earth then watched the skies
To keep a lookout for those little green guys

"Flash! Fourteen people were frozen in fear
On the sidewalk today as inhabitants from the
Fourth planet from the sun attempted to scoop
Up our entire female population. Needless to say
They were metting with opposition. Never before
Have all the nations of the world worked together for a
Common cause in perfect harmony. We take you to the UN
Where the Mars delegates are going over theire demands."
(We want women!, We want woman!)
(We want women!, We want woman!)
(We want women!, We want woman!)
"Can they have our women?" (No!)
"Can they take our women?" (No!)
"Are we gonna give 'em our women?" (No!)
"Watch out Mars, take that!"

(Mars needs women) Oh, no!
(Mars needs women) Oh, no!