Life Is So Peculiar Lyrics

Oh life is so peculiar
You get so wet in the rain
You get so warm in the sunshine
It doesn't pay to complain
When I get up each mornin'
There's nothin' to breathe but aor
When I look in the mirroe
There's nothin' to comb but hair
When I sit down to breakfast
There's nothin' to eat but food
Life is so peculiar
But you can't stay home and brood

Yes life is so peculiar
A fork belongs with a knife;
Corned beef is lost without cabbage
A husband should have a wife.
Life is peculiar
But as everybody says
'That's life'. (that's life)
Oh life is so peculiar
The desert's only got sand
The oceans's only got water
You never know where you stand
When I get out to dinner
There's nothin' to wear but clothes
Whenever I get sleepy
There's nothin' to do but doze
Whenever I get thirsty
There's nothin' to do but drink
Life is so peculiar
That it makes you stop and think

Yes life is so peculiar
It's so peculiar
A fork belongs with a knife; (a fork belongs with a knife)
Corned beef is lost without cabbage