Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers
Turn their attention from beating the b*****s
Pick up machine guns and kill camel f******
Backwoods nation...
Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen
To whip the new hateriots into a frenzy
Of good versus evil ignoring the history
Of the Backwoods Nation
Ain't it a shame
When due process
Stands in the way of swift justice
Calling all frat' boys
To trade in their hazing
Their keggers and cocaine
And casual date raping
For cabinet appointments
And rose-garden tapings
Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation
Turn their attention from beating the b*****s
Pick up machine guns and kill camel f******
Backwoods nation...
Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen
To whip the new hateriots into a frenzy
Of good versus evil ignoring the history
Of the Backwoods Nation
Ain't it a shame
When due process
Stands in the way of swift justice
Calling all frat' boys
To trade in their hazing
Their keggers and cocaine
And casual date raping
For cabinet appointments
And rose-garden tapings
Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation