[Intro]
Is it too much to ask?
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
[Verse 1]
We're sick of hands in the air
And shake our a**** like we don't care
We've been shaking our t*** for years
So let's switch positions, no inhibitions, fears
Cracking your nuts pistachio
Shaved a handlebar pusstachio
Curly on top, Ralph Macchio
Went down got milk moustache yayo
[Chorus]
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
[Verse 2]
I know it's not subtle
I know you think I'm trouble
But I see you standing there with a moose knuckle
Although it makes me chuckle
Loosen your buckle, on the double
Face down, d*** up, that's my command
Take it like a real woman not Ayn Rand (trickle down)
Drop, give me eight inches a pop
Stop, you've gone numb, you need a lift
Use a thumb, or take a fist
Roll with it, Sisyphus
No hissy fit, or sissy bit, a Gin Fizz
For every his, now get to bizz
Whose j*** is this?
Whose j*** is this?
Whose j*** is this?
Whose j*** is this?
[Chorus]
d*** in the air, let me see you put your-
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
[Bridge]
b**** and d***, two b**** and one d***
b****, b****, d***, d***, b**** and d***
b**** and d***, two b**** and one d***
b****, b****, d***, d***, b**** and d***
[Chorus]
d*** in the air, let me see you put your-
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your-
Put your d*** in the air
(put b**** and d***)
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
(put b**** and d***)
[Outro]
d***, d*** ,d***
d***, d*** ,d***
d***, d*** ,d***
d***, d*** ,d***
Is it too much to ask?
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
[Verse 1]
We're sick of hands in the air
And shake our a**** like we don't care
We've been shaking our t*** for years
So let's switch positions, no inhibitions, fears
Cracking your nuts pistachio
Shaved a handlebar pusstachio
Curly on top, Ralph Macchio
Went down got milk moustache yayo
[Chorus]
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
[Verse 2]
I know it's not subtle
I know you think I'm trouble
But I see you standing there with a moose knuckle
Although it makes me chuckle
Loosen your buckle, on the double
Face down, d*** up, that's my command
Take it like a real woman not Ayn Rand (trickle down)
Drop, give me eight inches a pop
Stop, you've gone numb, you need a lift
Use a thumb, or take a fist
Roll with it, Sisyphus
No hissy fit, or sissy bit, a Gin Fizz
For every his, now get to bizz
Whose j*** is this?
Whose j*** is this?
Whose j*** is this?
Whose j*** is this?
[Chorus]
d*** in the air, let me see you put your-
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
[Bridge]
b**** and d***, two b**** and one d***
b****, b****, d***, d***, b**** and d***
b**** and d***, two b**** and one d***
b****, b****, d***, d***, b**** and d***
[Chorus]
d*** in the air, let me see you put your-
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
d***, d***, d***
d*** in the air, let me see you put your-
Put your d*** in the air
(put b**** and d***)
d*** in the air, let me see you put your
Put your d*** in the air
(put b**** and d***)
[Outro]
d***, d*** ,d***
d***, d*** ,d***
d***, d*** ,d***
d***, d*** ,d***