Brother-In-Law (He's a Moocher) Lyrics

Mother-in-law finally took that hint
(She`s a moocher, a dirty moocher)
Picked up her suitcase, out the door she went
(She`s a moocher, a dirty moocher)
Just when I`m thinkin` life sure is good
Looked down the window and there he stood
(He`s a moocher) Brother-in-law
(He`s a moocher) Brother-in-law
Mercy on me, what`s this I see
(He`s a moocher, a dirty moocher)
His hand`s sneakin` out more money from me
(He`s a moocher, a dirty moocher)
He got a fast deal cookin` up down the street
Five, ten or twenty that`s all he need
(He`s a moocher) Brother-in-law
(He`s a moocher) Brother-in-law
There he goes eatin` everything in sight
(He`s a moocher, a dirty moocher) Yeah
Picks up my cigar, asks me for a light
(He`s a moocher, a dirty moocher)
Next thing he does is a natural bug
Sits in my chair, drops the ashes on the rug
(He`s a moocher) Brother-in-law
(He`s a moocher) Brother-in-law

When I married that woman, didn`t know what I was doin`
(He`s a moocher, a dirty moocher)
All her relatives are gonna be my ruin
(He`s a moocher, a dirty moocher)
Now he`s lazy, won`t work, he never had a job
Get out of my house you big fat slob
(He`s a moocher) Brother-in-law
(He`s a moocher) Brother-in-law
(He`s a moocher) Get out of my house (a dirty moocher)
(He`s a moocher) You big fat slob (a dirty moocher) You won`t work
(He`s a moocher) You never worked a day in your life (a dirty moocher)
(He`s a moocher) You get out of my house (a dirty moocher)
(He`s a moocher) Get yourself out of here (a dirty moocher)
(He`s a moocher) You`re no good (a dirty moocher)