Failure Lyrics

Jack of no trade
Master Of One
Barely getting by
But having Fun
No Experience
In Much of anything
I wrote some books
I sell t-shirts and sing

I'm a failure
f***, f***, f****** failure

I'm a writer
Who is never right
I'm the shy one
In the spotlight
Idiotic Imbecile
No good, that's me
Shoot me or hang me
From the nearest tree
I'm a failure
f***, f***, f****** failure

I'm a singer
Who has never sung
On the ladder
I'm the bottom rung

I'm a failure
f***, f***, f****** failure