Curvature Lyrics

I´ve got nothing against a man
Whose d*** is hard straight
I´ll take it in my hand
It sure feels great
But there´s one thing
That turns me on for sure
And that is a man
Whose d*** has got curvature
Curvature, curvature
Something that can peek out at me around the
furniture
Curvature, curvature
Something that really gets me off is curvature
When I get home with a guy
And it´s getting late
I can´t wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak
When I get around
To opening his package
The guy who´s bent like the St. Louis arch
Is gonna have an advantage