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Perempuan sangat mudah cemburu buta
Kalau suaminya sangat bergaya
Dia so jealous, tidak percaya
You know apa yang jadi pada suatu hari
I perang besar you see!
Tapi baik juga, sudah hilang bengkak
Benjolnya dekat sini you sudah tak nampak!
Di ofis saya ada s'orang secretary
Potongan badannya...
Namanya "Mary"
Merah bibirnya macam cherry!
Salah pandang macam Halle Berry...
Dia mengajak saya pergi makan angin
[You know, she wants to 'romance']
I tanya "Ke mana?"
She said "Kebun bunga"
Ini chance baik I said "Ok, Senorita!"
Tiba di sana si Mary mula-lah posing
She makes badan I sejuk
Terus I shivering
She said "Don't be afraid my darling"
Saya jawab: "I like this kind of thing.."
Kita pun pergi duduk dekat satu bangku
And then she said " I love you!"
So then what did I do? I think you pun tahu...
Sudah tentu I kiss the girl bertalu-talu!
Saya pulang ke rumah cukup senang hati
Tapi my wife ternampak lipstick on my pipi
*
Dia menerkam dan menggigit,
Saya tak malu, terus menjerit!
Perabot IKEA terbang melayang-layang
Menghentam my belakang!
I would like to tanya
Kalau you yang kena
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?
LISTEN TO THIS!
So guys, check this out.
You know how the girls get jealous?
And if their husbands are too good looking
Then they're... SO jealous!
Y'know what happened to me the other day?
World War III dudes.
Good thing the b**p's gone down
It was huge, but you can't see it now.
See at work I got this secretary
Her stats...
Her name is 'Mary'
Lips a shade of MAC Cherry
At a glance? Halle Berry
She said she needed some air
I asked 'Where?'
She said 'The park'
I said 'Cool'
When we got there, she worked it.
I got the chills, [yes - them multiplying]
She said 'Don't be afraid my darling'
I said: 'Who, ME?'
So, we got to sittin'.
And then, we got to talkin'.
And then she said the L word.
Then I got to taste MAC Cherry ;-)
So I went home with a smile on my face
But the wife caught the lipstick on my cheek
*
She pounced. She bit.
Okay, I screamed like a girl
[She threw the couch at me man!]
So let me ask you, if you were in my shoes...what would you do?
Perempuan sangat mudah cemburu buta
Kalau suaminya sangat bergaya
Dia so jealous, tidak percaya
You know apa yang jadi pada suatu hari
I perang besar you see!
Tapi baik juga, sudah hilang bengkak
Benjolnya dekat sini you sudah tak nampak!
Di ofis saya ada s'orang secretary
Potongan badannya...
Namanya "Mary"
Merah bibirnya macam cherry!
Salah pandang macam Halle Berry...
Dia mengajak saya pergi makan angin
[You know, she wants to 'romance']
I tanya "Ke mana?"
She said "Kebun bunga"
Ini chance baik I said "Ok, Senorita!"
Tiba di sana si Mary mula-lah posing
She makes badan I sejuk
Terus I shivering
She said "Don't be afraid my darling"
Saya jawab: "I like this kind of thing.."
Kita pun pergi duduk dekat satu bangku
And then she said " I love you!"
So then what did I do? I think you pun tahu...
Sudah tentu I kiss the girl bertalu-talu!
Saya pulang ke rumah cukup senang hati
Tapi my wife ternampak lipstick on my pipi
*
Dia menerkam dan menggigit,
Saya tak malu, terus menjerit!
Perabot IKEA terbang melayang-layang
Menghentam my belakang!
I would like to tanya
Kalau you yang kena
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?
LISTEN TO THIS!
So guys, check this out.
You know how the girls get jealous?
And if their husbands are too good looking
Then they're... SO jealous!
Y'know what happened to me the other day?
World War III dudes.
Good thing the b**p's gone down
It was huge, but you can't see it now.
See at work I got this secretary
Her stats...
Her name is 'Mary'
Lips a shade of MAC Cherry
At a glance? Halle Berry
She said she needed some air
I asked 'Where?'
She said 'The park'
I said 'Cool'
When we got there, she worked it.
I got the chills, [yes - them multiplying]
She said 'Don't be afraid my darling'
I said: 'Who, ME?'
So, we got to sittin'.
And then, we got to talkin'.
And then she said the L word.
Then I got to taste MAC Cherry ;-)
So I went home with a smile on my face
But the wife caught the lipstick on my cheek
*
She pounced. She bit.
Okay, I screamed like a girl
[She threw the couch at me man!]
So let me ask you, if you were in my shoes...what would you do?