Do you take this woman? I said, yes I do
I love her like crazy
& I think she loves me too
But we'll do without the family
if it's all the same to you
happy ever after
Your mother is a flake,
my father's full of s****
Your sister says you married me in white
just for spite
Well a party's not a party
till it ends up in a fight
happy ever after
And there was my lot and your lot
and us two in between
This is the last time I get married
(please God)
This is the last time I get married
My brother's never short
of a substance to abuse
Rum & glue & Thunderbird
& wizz & Special Brew
Any minute now he'll show us
ALL of his tattoos
happy ever after
Nephews are obnoxious, nieces are too tall
A dozen drunken uncles
are p****** up the wall
Grandad is grinning
but there's no one home at all
happy ever after
For richer, for poorer,
for better or for worse
Now we are married, a blessing or a curse
Kiss me & don't forget
What you see is what you get
And the best man is the worst man,
the best man is a beast
Underneath the table
with the sister of the priest
The way he's going at it
she is probably deceased
happy ever after
Granny's on the brandy, getting bleary-eyed
Guys I went to school with
want to see me outside
Someone's pulled the bridesmaid.
Anyone seen the bride?
happy ever after
I love her like crazy
& I think she loves me too
But we'll do without the family
if it's all the same to you
happy ever after
Your mother is a flake,
my father's full of s****
Your sister says you married me in white
just for spite
Well a party's not a party
till it ends up in a fight
happy ever after
And there was my lot and your lot
and us two in between
This is the last time I get married
(please God)
This is the last time I get married
My brother's never short
of a substance to abuse
Rum & glue & Thunderbird
& wizz & Special Brew
Any minute now he'll show us
ALL of his tattoos
happy ever after
Nephews are obnoxious, nieces are too tall
A dozen drunken uncles
are p****** up the wall
Grandad is grinning
but there's no one home at all
happy ever after
For richer, for poorer,
for better or for worse
Now we are married, a blessing or a curse
Kiss me & don't forget
What you see is what you get
And the best man is the worst man,
the best man is a beast
Underneath the table
with the sister of the priest
The way he's going at it
she is probably deceased
happy ever after
Granny's on the brandy, getting bleary-eyed
Guys I went to school with
want to see me outside
Someone's pulled the bridesmaid.
Anyone seen the bride?
happy ever after