w*** Lyrics

"No more w***ing your w**** young man
Get hair on the palm of your hands
You think I'm going blind 'cause I do it all the time
A sin that I'll never understand
Everytime time the water runs
Everytime the wind blows
Even just a nipple on the tube
There's only one thing for an obsession
The single greatest thing that you can do

This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta w*** it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta w*** it!
This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta w*** it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta w*** it!

Busted at the scene of the crime by your mom
But you never really ever understands
It's the single greatest thing you can do for yourself
Unless you can do it with a friend
Standing in the shower
Lying on the bed
Thinking of Britney Spears in the nude
There's only one thing for an obsession
The single greatest thing that you can do
This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta w*** it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta w*** it!
This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta w*** it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta w*** it!
One c** for the ladies
For the girls that have gotta get a fix
Some c** with little boys
Some c** with little toys
If it only does the clic with triple 6

This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta w*** it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta w*** it!
This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta w*** it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta w*** it!"