The Bloated Pop Star Years Lyrics

I'm getting sick of drunk words
I wish they could stay sober thoughts
but my big d*** mouth can't keep shut
and the only thing my lips are sealed
with this booze and cigarette b***s
and I've crawled back into the bottle again
and sailed off into s***e, so ground control this is Major a******
you're steering me right into a wall of alcoholism
where the only thing I've let go of is myself
and, baby, believe me, I look like you feel
but only when you feel like s***
guess that's just where my life is at and that's it

so maybe we should stop drinking our own body weight's worth
because I'm getting fatter by the minute
and it's getting too hard to keep up
it never matters if it's one too few or one too many
and maybe the fun is over and maybe it's not over and out