I don't know where I'm going
Probably won't know where I've been
You have a drink too many
Your night is like dream
Always good intentions
I won't be home too late
The demon drink kicks in
And decides your fate
Chorus
Let the lager decide
If your going out tonight
Let the lager decide for me
Let the lager decide
What is wrong and what is right
Let the lager decide for me
When your going down the boozer
Out on the town with your mates
You make yourself a promise
That you won't get in the state
You were in last weekend
And the one before
But once you get the taste
All you want is more
You think you'd learn your lesson
And learn how to play it safe
Keep an eye on what you drink
And learn how to behave
We still get out of order
We still get out of hand
Take the p*** out the slappers
Three more pints and they're looking so grand
Probably won't know where I've been
You have a drink too many
Your night is like dream
Always good intentions
I won't be home too late
The demon drink kicks in
And decides your fate
Chorus
Let the lager decide
If your going out tonight
Let the lager decide for me
Let the lager decide
What is wrong and what is right
Let the lager decide for me
When your going down the boozer
Out on the town with your mates
You make yourself a promise
That you won't get in the state
You were in last weekend
And the one before
But once you get the taste
All you want is more
You think you'd learn your lesson
And learn how to play it safe
Keep an eye on what you drink
And learn how to behave
We still get out of order
We still get out of hand
Take the p*** out the slappers
Three more pints and they're looking so grand