Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko's in his Kinko car
pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures
and sticky candy canes
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes
Hi, boys and girls, my name is Kinko the Clown
and I really love you boys and girls, really really
But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot
handing out stale tootsie rolls to you little rugrats,
so if anyone want to come back to Kinko's trailer
and massage his legs, he'd really really like it
Really really
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
We go to Kinko's clubhouse sometimes after school
We play in Kinko's crawlspace
There's never any rules
We have to sit on Kinko's lap
There's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us
and give us funny stares
Oh gosh, I haven't had this much fun since last Christmas
when I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls
got to sit on Kinko's lap.
Little Boy: Mommy Mommy, Kinko hurt me!
But that was in Indianapolis, and thanks to the liberal
reciprocity laws, Kinko can be with you boys and girls
today or anytime.
Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye.
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko had some handcuffs on
His eyes were full of tears
Said, "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years."
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
The parents want to beat me up and run me out of town
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
Tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town
Officer: OK Shorteyes, get in the car
Good bye boys and girls
GOODBYE KINKO
See you at the turn of the century, cause Kinko
really loves you boys and girls, really really
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko's in his Kinko car
pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures
and sticky candy canes
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes
Hi, boys and girls, my name is Kinko the Clown
and I really love you boys and girls, really really
But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot
handing out stale tootsie rolls to you little rugrats,
so if anyone want to come back to Kinko's trailer
and massage his legs, he'd really really like it
Really really
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
We go to Kinko's clubhouse sometimes after school
We play in Kinko's crawlspace
There's never any rules
We have to sit on Kinko's lap
There's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us
and give us funny stares
Oh gosh, I haven't had this much fun since last Christmas
when I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls
got to sit on Kinko's lap.
Little Boy: Mommy Mommy, Kinko hurt me!
But that was in Indianapolis, and thanks to the liberal
reciprocity laws, Kinko can be with you boys and girls
today or anytime.
Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye.
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko had some handcuffs on
His eyes were full of tears
Said, "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years."
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
The parents want to beat me up and run me out of town
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
Tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town
Officer: OK Shorteyes, get in the car
Good bye boys and girls
GOODBYE KINKO
See you at the turn of the century, cause Kinko
really loves you boys and girls, really really