Tracheotomy Peashooter Lyrics

Chicken bone - in my neck
I can't breathe - what the heck
b***er knife impales my throat
Through the slit - I start to choke
Plastic straw - held with gum
EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY
Has been done
Waiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I take the peas from my plate
Load the straw and fire away

Waiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
Emergency - Tracheotomy
Can be fun - you better run

Waiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I take the peas from my plate
Load the straw and fire away
Shooting people in their eyes
Is so much fun, the pain subsides
Launching peas from my neck
Blinds the waitress who drops the check
Waiting for - the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
Emergency Tracheotomy
Can be fun - you better run - you better run
Waiting for - the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I take the peas from my plate
Load the straw and fire away
It's so much fun the pain subsides
Launching peas from neck
Blinds the waitress who drops the check

Chicken bone - in my neck
I can't breathe - what the heck
b***er knife - impales my throat
Through the slit - I start to choke
Plastic straw - held with gum
Emergency - Tracheotomy
Has been fun