Brace the line between the loswest calories
Parkay or b***er which would you rather have slide
Down your tube into the bloated gloop of food
Where all synthetics secrete as a bubbling crude
The time has come to toss the ol' churner
And meet new deamnds for processed b***er
Pleasing the public seems to the be only way
So lay the res carpet and make way for parkay
Imitation b***er lies behind a glass door
Dietary predicament that has stood the test of time
Sniffer d***y d***le fondue cheese
Parkay, the savior, will reside on your pancakes
Parkay or b***er which would you rather have slide
Down your tube into the bloated gloop of food
Where all synthetics secrete as a bubbling crude
The time has come to toss the ol' churner
And meet new deamnds for processed b***er
Pleasing the public seems to the be only way
So lay the res carpet and make way for parkay
Imitation b***er lies behind a glass door
Dietary predicament that has stood the test of time
Sniffer d***y d***le fondue cheese
Parkay, the savior, will reside on your pancakes