Champion of the World Lyrics

When I Was Delivered, I Cleared My Nostrils And Spanked My Own a**
Later That Day, I Invented A Silicone Based Protein That Cured The World
Hunger And Brought About World Peace
I Owed A Multi Billion Dollar Corporation By The Time I Was Six
And You Can Too
I Won The Nashville Chili Cook Off
Home On The Prairie, m************
Big Trucks And Little Women, I Take 'Em Skinny Dipping
You Want The Life I'm Living, Who The f*** You Kidding
I Circumcised Myself With My Bare Hands
Grizzly Adams, Mother b******

Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face, 'Cause I'm The Man
I Once Slapped A Guy So Hard His Mom Lit On Fire
And That b**** Lives In Alaska
You Figure It Out
So You See, My Little b******
If You Buy One Minute And 48 Second Seminar
You Too Could Become The Champion Of The World
I'm Joking, You're A Loser

When I Take Off My Shirt Even Old Ladies Flock To Me
I'm Like Don Johnson, You f****
Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face 'Cause I'm The Man
Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
I'm The Champ, You're The Peon