Lady, I
Have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your a** just hit pay dirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
Then after s** I'll cry, cry
And also before s** I'll cry, cry
Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist...'cause I want to date you badly
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost dawn
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
And during s** I'll cry
(Thinking about s** makes me) Cry
(Even when I use a s**tant I) Cry
(They measure angles) Cry
Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.
Have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your a** just hit pay dirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
Then after s** I'll cry, cry
And also before s** I'll cry, cry
Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist...'cause I want to date you badly
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost dawn
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
And during s** I'll cry
(Thinking about s** makes me) Cry
(Even when I use a s**tant I) Cry
(They measure angles) Cry
Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.