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NSP Theme Song Lyrics

Running really fast
Jumping super high
Flipping over s***
Making stuff explode
Flipping over more s***
Fighting lots of guys
Writing kick-a** jams
Doing other things
Giving you the sauce
That's what we do cause

We are Ninja s** Party
Shooting music all over your body

I'm Danny s**bang
Check out my kung fu
I'm getting s**y (unh!)
I'm gettin s**y for you

And Ninja Brian
Is fast and deadly
Stabbing dudes
And then writing tasty medleys

Are you seduced yet?
No need to answer
Tonight we're gonna rock you
Even though you didn't ask us to!
Slapping unicorns
Going into s***e
Breaking out of jail
Trying on some bras
Don't worry -- they're man-bras.

Clapping way too long
Listening to ham
Blowing up the Sun
Wearing tiny hats
And now you know that

We are Ninja s** Party
Musically seducing all the hotties
Brian's a ninja
Danny's a hot jew
And we are best friends (yeah!)
And we are best friends it's true

Don't try to stop us
We're on a mission
Every girl
Must now make The Decision

Which to have with s** with
No need to answer
I know it's Danny s**bang
He's the handsomer of the two...and Ninja Brian's fat.

Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry.
That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat.
I meant stupid. And ugly.
And fat. (Fat!)
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