Why, hello there.
My name is Danny s**bang,
and welcome to Ninja s** Party's third album:
'Attitude City'
I've been informed by scientists that this album's loin excitement ratio, or LER, is off the charts.
Meaning that you're probably going to want to engage in s**ual intercourse once it starts playing.
In light of this, Ninja Brian and I would like to offer you
our official romantic blueprint for listening to this album with your lover.
Right now you should already be naked, ready to start your date.
Take her or him out to a fancy restaurant, but be sure to be back at your house halfway through track two.
That's when foreplay begins.
By track four you should be b**** deep, unless you're a pair of s**y l******s in which case, please call me.
Try to hit climax around track seven so tracks eight through thirteen can be reserved for miscellaneous activities,
such as weird b*** stuff, as well as other types of b*** stuff.
We hope this was helpful.
Now strap in, strap on and prepare for the ride of your life.
This is 'Attitude City'
Woohoo!
My name is Danny s**bang,
and welcome to Ninja s** Party's third album:
'Attitude City'
I've been informed by scientists that this album's loin excitement ratio, or LER, is off the charts.
Meaning that you're probably going to want to engage in s**ual intercourse once it starts playing.
In light of this, Ninja Brian and I would like to offer you
our official romantic blueprint for listening to this album with your lover.
Right now you should already be naked, ready to start your date.
Take her or him out to a fancy restaurant, but be sure to be back at your house halfway through track two.
That's when foreplay begins.
By track four you should be b**** deep, unless you're a pair of s**y l******s in which case, please call me.
Try to hit climax around track seven so tracks eight through thirteen can be reserved for miscellaneous activities,
such as weird b*** stuff, as well as other types of b*** stuff.
We hope this was helpful.
Now strap in, strap on and prepare for the ride of your life.
This is 'Attitude City'
Woohoo!