If We Were Gay Lyrics

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,
"Hey Danny s**bang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh. HahaHAAA haHAAA!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude

A star shoots in from outer s***e
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay

We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
(Brian's gay)
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

d***, d***, d***, d***, d*** ,d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, b****!

d***, d***, d***, d***, d*** ,d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, b****! One! Two! b****!

Your d***, my d***, your d***, my d***, your d***, my d***, your d***, my d***
your d***, your d***, your d***, your d***, b****!

My b**** and d***! d***, d***, d***, d*** ,d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, d***, oh s***!