Dinosaur Laser Fight Lyrics

Hey boys and girls
This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world
So close your eyes and travel back in time
With me and Ninja Brian
It's gonna blow your mind to s***!
It was an ordinary day at Dinosaur High
When Stegosaurus raised his hand and called for high-fives
Tyrannosaurus saw this and got p*****
Because his tiny wrists
Caused his high-five to miss
And he was like "f*** this!"

Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's an old school Dinosaur Laser Fight!
Oh Yeah! Hell Yeah! Just a classic Dinosaur Laser Fight!
It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown
But it was quiet because in s***e there is no sound
Did we mention that this took place in s***e?
It did. So shut your face
Also, there were robots and sharks

Oh Yeah! Oh yeah! It's a g****** Dinosaur Laser Fight
In s***e! With sharks! It's a b**** out Dinosaur Laser Fight!

It's f****** science!
Just ask Albert Einstein. He invented s***e.
...and then a bunch of f***** aliens from Mars
Showed up all ripping solos on V-neck guitars
The dinos, sharks, and robots saw they came in peace
So they killed them with lasers
HOLY s***!

And then they had a giant laser party
A Dinosaur Laser Party!

f***!!