Modern Morons Lyrics

gold standard in stupidity
(modern morons, modern morons)
no one's known less in history
(modern morons, modern morons)
went to the moon nigh every year
(modern morons, modern morons)
now we're scrounging change for beer
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)
home of the baked, land of the freaks
God bless our idiocracy
sliced up faces made to please
juiced on 'roids
a nation of grotesqueries
drooling on our shirts
we're so cool it hurts
we elect w****s who should be shot
(modern morons, modern morons)
watch tv with no f****** plot
(modern morons, modern morons)
and if we thought it'd get us higher
(modern morons, modern morons)
we'd light the g****** books on fire
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)
sugar salt fat t*** f*** now
the right to consume the only sacred cow
tan lines from where you're dunce cap's been
it's the new bold crossed-eyed American dream
it's the LCD, so good for you and me
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)
(modern morons, modern morons)