You`re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You`re as cuddly as a cactus
You`re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You`re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You`re a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart`s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You`ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn`t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You`re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You`re a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
Three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink! Stank! Stunk!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseousm super naus
You`re a crooked, jerky jocky
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch
You`re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With a***nic sauce!
You`re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You`re as cuddly as a cactus
You`re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You`re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You`re a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart`s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You`ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn`t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You`re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You`re a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
Three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink! Stank! Stunk!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseousm super naus
You`re a crooked, jerky jocky
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch
You`re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With a***nic sauce!
You`re a mean one, Mr. Grinch