They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! Lyrics

Remember when you ran away
and I got on my knees
and begged you not to leave
because I'd go berserk??
Well...
You left me anyhow
and
then the days got worse and worse
and now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind..
AAAAnd..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm.
Where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men
in their clean white coats and
they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke
and so you laughed,
you laughed when
I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid..
RIGHT???
I know you laughed,
I heard you laugh,
you laughed
you laughed
and laughed
and then you left,
but now you know I'm utterly mad...
And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home.
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
and basket weavers who sit and smile
and twiddle their thumbs
and toes
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds..
Huh??
Well you just wait,
they'll find you yet
and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA,
you mangy mutt!!!
And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm,
where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men
in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home,
with trees and flowers
and chirping birds and basket weavers
who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs
and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm,
where life is beautiful all the time...
(fade out)