Remember when they took me
To the funny farm
For acting like a lunatic
Because you ran away?
HAH?
Well that was many years ago
And now at last they´ve let me out
I´ve finally made them think
I´m perfectly sane
BUT...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to take me away again, hee hee, ho ho
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
I thought you were my friend
And so I trusted you
Believed in you
The day you swore you´d always be my pet
BUT...
I trusted you, you know I did
I did, I really did
But then you hit
And I´m not really totally cured
SO...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to put me away again, hoo hoo, hey hey
In a rubber room
With fleas and cowards and burping nerds
And pimple poppers who sweat and snear
And squiggle and speeze and squirt
And they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
I scrubbed your toes
I cleaned your cage
But all you ever did was pay me back
With cruel unloving selfish deeds
YES...
Well now I´m free
So just wait
I´ll find you soon
And when I do I´ll swing you by your tail you hairy ape!
AND...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to take me away again, hee hee, ho ho
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the rubber room
With fleas and cowards and burping nerds
And pimple poppers who sweat and snear
And squiggle and sqeeze and squirt
And they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers...
To the funny farm
Where life was beautiful all the time
And I´ll be ha-a-appy...
OH, NO!
To the funny farm
For acting like a lunatic
Because you ran away?
HAH?
Well that was many years ago
And now at last they´ve let me out
I´ve finally made them think
I´m perfectly sane
BUT...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to take me away again, hee hee, ho ho
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
I thought you were my friend
And so I trusted you
Believed in you
The day you swore you´d always be my pet
BUT...
I trusted you, you know I did
I did, I really did
But then you hit
And I´m not really totally cured
SO...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to put me away again, hoo hoo, hey hey
In a rubber room
With fleas and cowards and burping nerds
And pimple poppers who sweat and snear
And squiggle and speeze and squirt
And they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
I scrubbed your toes
I cleaned your cage
But all you ever did was pay me back
With cruel unloving selfish deeds
YES...
Well now I´m free
So just wait
I´ll find you soon
And when I do I´ll swing you by your tail you hairy ape!
AND...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to take me away again, hee hee, ho ho
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the rubber room
With fleas and cowards and burping nerds
And pimple poppers who sweat and snear
And squiggle and sqeeze and squirt
And they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers...
To the funny farm
Where life was beautiful all the time
And I´ll be ha-a-appy...
OH, NO!